The following is my recount of running my first 100 mile event, as told one week later. The experience is still being assimilated into my being, but I think it's settled-in enough for a race report. Here's a link to the results, all said and done (I'm 183rd):
I trained pretty well for Rocky this year-- having a mild winter helped. Last year I trained just about as hard for the 50 mile race, and it was much more grueling than this year - lots of runs in the single digit temps on ice and snow. However, the mild weather had absolutely no effect on the suckiness of, three months into it, running a lot ALL. THE. TIME. I started Rocky-specific training by racing in October. For months before though, I'd been building a base with alot of running and cross training. I ran 45 miles the week before the KC marathon, then ran the marathon (4h34m, 2 min slower than my PR) and a 9.5 miler the next day. The next weekend was Lake Perry 50k, where I smashed my 50k PR (6h43m), thanks to Sophia aka Ultraphia pacing me and no thanks to an epic meltdown, which you can read all about in my earlier blog. I was unable to run up my driveway the next day. Not, I ran up my driveway the next day but I was sore and it hurt real bad. Unable. One week to the day after that I ran another PR for fifty miles (10h49m and I beat Shawn Walters even though he officially finished in 10h48m - it's a weird time/space continuum thingy) at Lou's Blue Springs 50/50. I blogged about that one too. The next weekend I was back out hitting up WYCO. My weekly mileage through Nov and Dec was 19,48,55,56,68,45,58. Did 2 loops at WYCO on Sat and another 10 on the roads Sunday a couple of times in there, but nothing bigger. I was looking forward to tapering -- running wasn't as fun as I wanted it to be for awhile at the end and I was getting sick of the "training for a hundred" thing. I tapered for a week longer than I wanted, but I was itching to start not running. My taper weekly mileages were 24,28,30,20 and no cross training, unless you count yoga. I do weights and a boot camp class at the gym. It was too late in the game before I realized I could be alot cooler if I did TRX or Crossfit instead. Next time, guys. I always try to eat mostly healthy (that's the best way of putting it) - real food is the main thing, although Hot Tamales are a diet staple. I cut out eating wheat (as best I could) at the beginning of January after listening to a podcast at Ben Greenfield Fitness, but haven't noticed a real difference to tell the truth. But I haven't been perfect at it, maybe that's why. And I started to salt my food after getting labs done at the doctor and having kinda low sodium numbers. The week before the race I also started drinking water with Nuun (you say nuun I say none) electrolyte tablets, even though I don't ride the electrolyte bandwagon. More than anything, I just knew I would drink a lot more water if it didn't taste like. . . water. Other than that, didn't change much at all. Overall, I knew I had some good solid training under my belt, which was better than not having it. It's not everything, but it ain't nothing.
So let's get to the start of the race already. First, our arrival in Huntsville. My boyfriend Brian and I went to Austin the Thursday before the race to visit his best friend Craig and his girlfriend Maggie. It was awesome, but not alot of race stuff. I can't have this be 600 pages. Then Craig, Brian and I all went to Huntsville. Dropbag cutoff was at 6pm (you get a bag packed with clothes, shoes, headlamp, socks, nutrition, etc. to have available to you out on the trail, as long as you had your bag in the truck by 6pm) and we just barely made it. I told Sophia that morning that we should all get together for dinner. I told Heather the same. After dropping my drop bag and picking up my race chip and packet, I call Heather to see what's up for dinner. They are already eating. I'm like what? And she's like - well, I couldn't get them to wait. Following is what becomes reality for me, try to follow along: I recall how a couple of weeks ago I had mentioned to Sophia that she is a master co-dependent manipulator because whenever I find myself doubting my chances of finishing, I remember her telling me exactly why I CAN finish and I am once again confident. I tell her I have been tricked into relying on her support too much. I tell her this to get a laugh, and I do. But now, the evening before the race, it is all coming together. She took that information and decided to sabotage my race because she is a mean, evil cow. AND she's turning Heather against me (I got that part because I texted Heather and told her to tell Sophia she was selfish and Heather, being non-brain damaged, texted back no way and I could tell her myself). I also texted Sophia about getting a ride to the start and she hadn't texted back right away which was so not like her. I even call her on the phone to confront her about it all and she was just real blah, which if you know Sophia you know she doesn't run on blah. Because of all these logical reasons, I started to get scared that this mean evil crap that had ridiculously popped in my brain was really true and I would not see her until the beginning of the race and she would be cold to me. I knew that would fuck with my head. And I knew that is exactly what she wanted. Put another thorn in Erica's side so when the chips are down, she won't have that extra support to lean on. I knew she planned on passing me on the trail and not make eye contact, laughing inside. Fine you fucking weird freak (funny I should think that about someone else, huh?). I got your number and I just gotta switch a gear and get on a different track that doesn't go near the arena where your game is. It was really eating my lunch and luckily I was able to recognize it was really eating my lunch. So I did what I've been taught to do and that was do the next thing. OK - what's the next thing? The next thing is we needed to get batteries and film at Target. That's when my psychosis ended. I was able to be shown reality, which as you can tell, is not necessarily where I am all the time. Different things started to "all come together". For instance, earlier I had gotten alot of texts because of the search for Sophia's missing packet. A missing packet is a big deal. When I talked to her on the phone, she even said that after that fiasco she just was like - I need food and so off they went. I could tell from her voice that she didn't realize I had actually banked on all of us eating together - that's a big one. Alot of other things too I'm not wasting space on, except for one which was that we weren't even close to being hungry to eat again. Worth noting that I'm getting all bent out of shape about not being at a restaurant when I'm already full. Although eating Mexican with friends is fun, I had just done that a couple of hours before and that's not why I came all the way to Texas. I saw them at the hotel when they got back and everything was fine. I did not get any "I want to trip you on the trail" vibes and even though I had some worry about my mind going off the deep end permanently one of these days, today wasn't the day and I was able to put my head on my pillow and fall asleep without worry. Well, except about the whole running 100 miles the next day worry. Sophia wasn't the wiser for any of this until now, and the only reason I know she'll read this is that I'll tell her there's good stuff all about her in it. So sorry Sophia that I ever thought you were a mean evil cow because the reality is, you've taught me much of what I know about how to be a friend.
OK - NOW we can go to the start of the race already. I woke up at 3:30am (alarm set for 3:45) for the 6am start. Sophia and her pacer from CO, Abby were in a room at the Econo Lodge, Huntsville. My pacer and now soul sister Heather was in the room next to them. Brian, Craig and I were a few rooms down from them. We had smoking rooms on the 2nd floor with no elevator because that's where idiots that run 100 miles like to be. We were leaving for Denny's at 4:30. I walked out of the room to a torrential downpour. The race started at 6am and it was still raining, although not as hard. The bright side being that I'll take rain over wind 99 out of 100 times, and rain is one of those things that only sucks so much, then you get used to it - i.e. you can only get so wet, then you're not going to get any wetter. It's not ideal, but it's not that bad. I run with Sophia for about a mile or two - that's it. It was a great start though. She told me how she got a call the night before from family telling her that her grandfather was on his deathbed. She wondered if maybe he had passed and was watching her from above. I was a little jealous that she had freshly-dead grandfather otherworld mojo on her side. My grandfathers were both dead before I was a year old - that's some stale-ass mojo. Lucky bitch. It's ok I say this. I'm already going to hell, and we've established that I may not be the most thoughtful friend you could find.
I love love love the Rocky loops. It's a twenty mile loop you do 5 times. Terrain is pretty flat, mostly single track trail, a little rooty in places. A few miles to first aid station, then a few more to second, then 6 miles unaided back the the second one. This aid station that is the second one and the third one is called Damnation - it's where your drop bag is besides the one at the Start/Finish. Then a few miles to the fourth aid station, then 3.4 miles back to the Start/Finish. Aid stations are all top notch - lots of all kinds of food (best potato soup, breakfast tacos, ramen, candy, pretzels, fig newtons, PB&J, etc etc), experienced volunteers, can't say enough great things about them. There was a lady at Damnation that everytime I came back through after being gone 6 miles would exclaim "You're back!!", looking so happy to see me. It gave me a boost. After Damnation, I saw Ashley and Emily (there to kick ass in their first 50 mile) on Jeep Road. We discussed insults we could hurl at Matty (there for his first 100 too -- for whatever reason he does not respond to positive encouragement) to help him along, then off they went. Every loop thereafter on Jeep Road (my favorite part - just a wide jeep road through the middle of a forest area) I would remember how fresh and young I felt that first loop, getting some of that feeling back. I saw Matty toward the end of my first loop - he was headed out on his second loop and was walking. I asked him what the hell he was walking for, then told him that I smelled pussy and it wasn't mine. I really had no idea how vulgar it would sound out loud. Finished the loop in 4h40 min - the max I wanted to do it in, but still on schedule. I figured I would do about 4h30min loops the first three loops, so a little slow but not too bad.
I love love love the Rocky loops. It's a twenty mile loop you do 5 times. Terrain is pretty flat, mostly single track trail, a little rooty in places. A few miles to first aid station, then a few more to second, then 6 miles unaided back the the second one. This aid station that is the second one and the third one is called Damnation - it's where your drop bag is besides the one at the Start/Finish. Then a few miles to the fourth aid station, then 3.4 miles back to the Start/Finish. Aid stations are all top notch - lots of all kinds of food (best potato soup, breakfast tacos, ramen, candy, pretzels, fig newtons, PB&J, etc etc), experienced volunteers, can't say enough great things about them. There was a lady at Damnation that everytime I came back through after being gone 6 miles would exclaim "You're back!!", looking so happy to see me. It gave me a boost. After Damnation, I saw Ashley and Emily (there to kick ass in their first 50 mile) on Jeep Road. We discussed insults we could hurl at Matty (there for his first 100 too -- for whatever reason he does not respond to positive encouragement) to help him along, then off they went. Every loop thereafter on Jeep Road (my favorite part - just a wide jeep road through the middle of a forest area) I would remember how fresh and young I felt that first loop, getting some of that feeling back. I saw Matty toward the end of my first loop - he was headed out on his second loop and was walking. I asked him what the hell he was walking for, then told him that I smelled pussy and it wasn't mine. I really had no idea how vulgar it would sound out loud. Finished the loop in 4h40 min - the max I wanted to do it in, but still on schedule. I figured I would do about 4h30min loops the first three loops, so a little slow but not too bad.
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| Ultra Central - Start/Finish Area Camp |
Miles 21 - 40. Uneventful. I know either this loop or the next one there was a tree across the trail that hadn't been there the first loop. At the time, I noticed it, but didn't believe it. Certainly, I am mistaken. Trees don't fall in the middle of races. They wait until the race is over. Since the race, I've read comments from those who were there when the tree fell, so apparently the trees aren't aware of the falling during a race rule. OK - there was one other event. It would be much better for me if this happened in the next loop and I could claim fatigue, but I'm pretty sure it was daylight out. There is a porta potty at the end of Jeep Road. I had been looking forward to pooing in that porta potty since somewhere out on Damnation stretch. I passed two girls to get to the porta potty first. The second girl I passed yelled out as I was passing - Is there a line? -- to try to hold a place in front of me. Punk. Get in the back bitch 'cause I'm playing the front. I blew by her, but then noticed that there were 3 people waiting. So I of course yell/moan "Oh Fuck" like it's some big tragedy that has befallen me. The girl in the porta potty actually said "Oh - Sorry". Nice. Now I feel like shit. haha. Before I knew it, I just knelt out of everyone in line's view behind the porta potty and went poo. I think this is the time to interject how much it sucks being a girl at Rocky. You are never alone for more than a moment those first few daylight laps, and privacy to do your business is an issue. I STILL have scratches all over my leg from getting in/out of a bush that could hide me on a pee stop on a part that had two-way traffic. I'm designing a bush outfit next year so I can just walk off the trail and be camouflaged. So back to behind the porta potty: I go poo and get a baby wipe out of my waistpack and am wiping my big ol' white ass when I happen to look over to my right, down Jeep Road. I am surprised to immediately make eye contact with Luis, headed up the road with me in his sights. I know his name is Luis because it was on the back of his shirt and I was behind him for a stretch earlier in the Loop. He is from Mexico and doesn't speak English. But I don't have to parlez espanol to know that is a curl and a look of disgust that has formed on his lips and shines in his eyes. I yell Fuck again and finish up and get out of there ASAP before he comes along. For as early on in the race as it was I would have hoped to have more decorum, but a trail is a trail and rules aren't what they are on the sidewalk. Not far to the finish of Loop 2: 5h17min for that one. Not very happy with the 40 minutes extra. And my Timex Ironman that's supposed to run for 20 hours crapped out on me after 8 hours so I ditch that at our tent after letting everyone in earshot know what a piece of fucking shit it is. My attitude started to slip here and there on this loop, just a bit. Craig is there to snap photos of my progression and simultaneous decline. Brian was there for hugs and to tell me I'm great. I tell them next loop will be 6h but Heather wants 5h. Don't tell me what to do. Abby asks how I'm doing. Well, to be honest I feel like I'm working way too hard for what I'm getting. I kept my HR below 70% of max for the first 50 miles and it seemed like I was going slower and working harder than I should be. It wasn't going to be a day made for racing my best for sure, but that didn't mean it had to be horrible. That's all I had to say about that.
I forgot to reapply A & D ointment at Damnation both times. I also forgot to get more Gus both times (I was doing no caffeine the first 50 miles, then Rocktane Gu's the rest, every 45 minutes until Mile 60, then every half hour after that, besides eating more than just a little at all aid stations) and had zero Rocktane Gus on me after leaving Damnation, so on the way back to the Start/Finish I came up with the AIR BAT acronym: A = A & D ointment, I = Ibuprofen, R = Rocktane, BAT = Batteries for my headlamp. I was very proud of myself and blurted it all out to Heather when I came in at 60 miles, about 10pm. "I was forgetting stuff so I came up with AIR BAT, It's A for A & D" . .etc. Brian, Craig and Heather looked at me, interested. I remember at the time thinking "Wow -- they are so impressed I came up with an acronym and remembered everything, all while running 100 miles, and I am too. They are convinced I'm a fucking genius". I now think it was more of a don't take your eye off the crazy ones look. Brian was there for love and I can't tell you how great it was he was there-- I didn't expect that but it meant a whole lot to me. He was there for every loop except for the one at like 4:30 in the morning. It took me 5h53m to do the third loop. So we're at 16 hours down, 14 to go -- it's a 30 hour cutoff. That means 7 hours apiece for the next two loops. Based on my decline over the first 3 loops, and the fact that it's 10pm at night and slow going in the dark, I started seriously considering the fact that I may not make cutoff. In fact, at this point I thought it very likely I wouldn't make cutoff. Way back in the beginning of the loop, I came up on a couple and told them my times for the first two loops and what they thought about cutoff. They said it was too early to worry about cutoff and we were still good. I liked them. I got a second opinion from the next experienced guy and he shared my alarm at the 40 minute difference between Loop 1 and 2. He said that I needed to keep that time loss each loop down - they can't keep getting longer and longer. I didn't like him at all. But he was right. I was going way slow and getting passed a whole lot it seemed like. I'm not a natural runner -- always hated running and was never good at it. Other than maybe when I was a kid, I was 36 before I ever ran a mile. I've always had to dismiss the thought that I can't do 100 miles because of this - practice can only make up for a certain amount of lack of natural ability and maybe I'm not physically cut out for it. There goes that damn brain, just like the man, trying to keep me down.
Miles 61-80. Heather is my pacer and gets to head out with me on the 4th loop. I really didn't know her that well. I ran with her a couple of times at WYCO in December, and that was enough to know we weren't going to have any problems personality-wise. She didn't complain, she didn't smell real bad, make weird noises, talk too much, talk too little, or talk about dumb shit that I don't care about. More importantly, I must have not done the same, as she seemed quite eager to buy a plane ticket, rent a car, even buy a Garmin off Craigslist, and spend a weekend away from her loving family to walk around the woods all night with some miserable mouthy chic. And people call me crazy. We also met once for brunch to go over her job duties. I had a list of things - here are some of them:
- Make sure I breathe right. I should be doing count of 2 in, count of 2 out. My breathing gets too shallow when I'm tired.
- Give me a Gu every 30 minutes for as long as my stomach will handle them.
- Make sure to make me run every so often so I'm not trudging a death march. I told her Sophia's trick she used pacing another guy - Give me 50, can you give me 50? Meaning 50 running steps.
OK - back to the race. Mile 61 - This is what I'd been waiting for. This is where we enter the realm of the previuosly unkown. There is the - it's the middle of the night and I'm running on a trail in Texas doing some epic shit. Epic shit that many people can't even fathom - part. I fucking love that part. I AM as cool as I think I am in that part. Then there is the shitty part. We're 16 hour into it - that is many hours longer than I've ever spent in an ultra. I'm hurting. "Hurting" doesn't do it near the justice it deserves. Let me paint you a picture - the noise in my brain/body with every step was a scream of pain like that of an ewok getting anally raped with a red hot tire iron. The worst was the part where the top of your foot meets the bottom of your leg. It was killing me. K.I.L.L.I.N.G. M.E. as they say. I'm no doctor, but I don't need to be -- I looked at a picture on the internet and I'd say it was my extensor digitorum longus and hallucis tendons that were inflammed. Meaning they were on fire. My medical reason is that the tendon was shortened up because that's how it is when you are standing, and I had been standing and pounding weight on it for longer than I ever had before. If Danny Miller has made it this far reading my report, he can tell me if he concurs. I started to stop forward progress and lean against a tree and put my toe on the ground and lean forward, one foot at a time, to stretch it out and it would hurt so good. But as soon as I started walking, the ewok getting anally raped feeling would come flooding back. So I stopped really doing it because it wasn't really having any lasting effect, just wasting time. It wasn't just that one spot of course -- I kept getting hot spots (I think that's what they were) on my pinky toes -- my feet were in wet socks the entire time and pretty soon I could have sworn that I had a blister on the bottom of my toe, but then it would go away. I've had one blister that I can remember and it didn't really bother me much and only lasted a few days so I don't have alot of experience with them. I bitched to Heather about it, but then the pain would subside, so we never went through the rigamarole of taking off my shoes and socks to look at it. And I never got a blister. Fucking miracle. I'm not sure when exactly I lost all ability to regulate my body temperature; I do know that I didn't get that ability back until sometime Sunday night. I was running in more clothes than I have on when it's zero degrees and I was still getting teeth-chattering cold - it didn't drop below 50 degrees that night. Luckily, Sophia told me this would happen. If she hadn't, I would certainly have freaked the fuck out, certain my body was shutting down and death was the next stage. I was also extremely nauseous the last 40 miles, but I didn't puke. I wish I would have puked because I bet I could write a great puke story, but it never happened. I even got a hot dog wrapped in a pancake down the hatch at Mile 87ish, one of the most impressive feats of the race, besides the whole running 100 miles part. Those are my general complaints that would persist until the end.
Once Heather was with me, I handed the reins over, glad to be rid of them. I'm sure they weren't the first words out of my mouth upon our start, but it didn't take long for me to find it necessary to let Heather know exactly how much I was hurting, detailing everything above. I don't like to use the word whining because as a Trail Nerd, I know the shallow graves reserved for them. But that's the only reason I'm not using it, as it fits. I graciously let her know that in fact there is no way she could understand my suffering, so don't waste your time trying, as a suffering like this has never been known. I found myself almost rolling my eyes at my own melodrama, but it hurt too bad. I was in bad shape in my opinion and was afraid it was going to get way worse before the end -- worse enough for a DNF. That was still a big uncertainty though, I realized. What seemed more possible is that I would not be able to finish because of cutoff. The fact that I worked so hard for this and I may not get it was absofuckinglutely devastating. I would start almost crying (I know Heather could hear me -- when you're trying to choke back crying sound - real hitched breath, not conducive to running or even walking) the instant it was considered. These were my darkest spots. Of all the complicated ways I could imagine using to get myself out of them, what worked was very simple. I would think of Elliot being out there with me and it would instantly bring some light into my heart and the dark space would fade. I am well aware that I am too attached to my dog. It is certainly not the worst thing you could say about me. I know I brought up and we talked about finishing the 100 miles but not getting a buckle, and although that thought didn't hit me like a ton of bricks like the other, I didn't want any "yeah. . . buts" on my resume. I imagined saying "Yeah, I ran the 100 miles, but I didn't get a buckle" and I didn't like the sound of it one bit.
As for Heather, she got a whole lot of miserableness from me. I've only recently been clued in (thanks Rick Mayo) that one of the roles of being a pacer is being that person that hears the whining and venting from the runner. So although I didn't puke, I got to verbally vomit all over Heather. I'm glad Rick told me that, because I really was getting down on myself for being such an enormous miserable brat. I find great relief in knowing that is just part of the whole 100 mile journey. For when it comes to having a shitty attitude, I am a motherfucking ninja. Coming out of my mouth were a lot of - We're not fucking running anymore - Slow the fuck down - This fucking sucks - You're going way too fucking fast -- I'm so fucking freezing you can't even comprehend it - Stop, I gotta pee - You can't know how much this hurts - and a couple I fucking hate yous. I remember how she started out with "Can you give me 100?" I snorted so she would be aware (she was in front of me and couldn't see my crabass facial expressions) how absurd those words coming out of her mouth were. Ummmm. . . listen fucktard. We start with 50, not 100. 100 steps was NEVER mentioned. Why you have decided to pull that number out of your ass I have no clue. You got to be some kind of stupid to think I'm running 100 steps. As a matter of fact, 0 steps sound good to me. How about 0? But I did some anyway 'cause she said to. I can close my eyes and see her in front of me, whipping around to her right to hand me a Gu. Every 30 minutes, just as planned. I never took a Gu without remarking on how nauseous I was and how awful this was going to be for me. Nail me to a cross already. When I really didn't want a Gu and she cut me a break, she'd give me a caffeine tab thing instead (she found those things all on her own and they were awesome). For 12 hours, I had about 2 cups of coffee's worth every 30 minutes I think. She fed me salt, which I didn't even tell her about or want, but needed. She had Tums . She would ask if I was breathing right. I would answer "yeah" in a way that said "yeah, quit bothering me with fucking shit I already know". Then I would think - ok, you're breathing is all fucked up, gotta fix it. And she would keep asking me occasionally, undeterred by my response, and I would keep fixing it. Heather was exactly who I needed out there. She had EXACTLY what it took to get the last 40 of 100 miles out of me, something I wasn't going to find on my own that night. We get to the end of Loop 4 at about 4:30am and are out before 5am. Loop 4 = 6h22min.
Miles 81 to 100. We have a little over 7 hours to get this loop done. I'm still freaking out about time and the dark spots are still coming and going. Heather gets as much out of me as she can, but I am resisting going faster every step. I'm also convinced I'm dying. We were doing ibuprofen and then Tylenol, switching them. I was peeing alot still, which was great. I chalk that up to the fact that wore an ipod the whole time (mine went dead and used Brian's for the last loop - God I was such a bitch to her about getting things out of my bag cause she wasn't doing it "right" whatever the fuck that meant- I totally forgot about that) and took a drink after every song, minimum. But I'm worried about kidney failure and every time she hands me the pills, I insinuate that they will kill me and it will all be her fault. I also went poo twice on this loop and was very disturbed by it (sorry, I should only be allowed one poo story per race report). My poo was SO black, it was like freshly poured tar. I remember reading once when I looked up why my poo was bright green that black poo means internal bleeding. It was really just like from the dye in the Gus or something, I would guess. But I start arguing with Heather when she tells me I don't have internal bleeding. Finally, she had to stop, turn around, look me in the eye and tell me "Erica. You are not going to die here. I promise you. You're not going to die today". In my broken state, I believed her and finally shut up about it. The more we go along, the more it becomes obvious that we're going to make it. Besides, the sun comes up and it's true what I've read - you get a big lift in spirit with the rising of the sun. Everything seems so much. . . better. Probably something about it being a new day that infuses some freshness in your soul. By the time we get back to Damnation, about Mile 92ish, I am giddy. I even initiate some running on Jeep Road and Heather has her first chance to give me some positive reinforcement. I still give her shit when I discover that we're going to be over an hour early. I told her to shoot for 29h59m (remember, 30 hour cutoff) so I could expend as little effort as possible and still make it. My bad attitude skills are only a bit stronger than my slacker skills. I still think a reason the dark places didn't get any darker and why I didn't hallucinate is that I wasn't pushing myself hard enough - that sounds just like me, to slack in a 100. Anyway, after the last aid station with just a few more miles to go, I am allowed to forgo running altogether -- we get to walk it in. I spent alot of time prior to this cajoling Heather into walking but she wouldn't buy it, thank you baby jesus. So I considered being allowed to walk it in no small victory. It further elates me. I got this, I think. This is really going to happen. At the end of each loop, you cross a road, then get on a wide trail - huge finish chute if you will. Abby was waiting for us at the road and telephoned in our impending arrival. Heather decided that I would run it in alone, so I took off flying. Sophia captured the perfect finish line photo, which was a good thing because the "official" ones are absolutely horrendous.
That is Abby in a white blanket behind me and Heather in red. We did that last loop in exactly the same time it took to do the one before. BAM!! Once again, Heather worked some kind of magic. 28 Hours, 45 Minutes, 100 Miles. I look at this picture and what immediately pops in my head and heart is - I've always been my biggest disappointment. I've written and erased that last part numerous times, wondering what comes next, knowing it's not all. I can't put up a picture of me finishing 100 fucking miles and then have this biggest disappointment crap for a caption. WTF? I think I've had so much angst about that phrase because this time it doesn't ring true in me, and frankly that scares me because it's been there with me, part of me, all along - not a good thing, but a comfortable thing. It's all tied in with the "if you really knew me, you wouldn't tolerate me" belief. Even though there is at least a real piece of me that knows it isn't true, it is extremely hard for me to let go of the belief that I'm not OK. It's easy for these "I'm my own worst critic, etc" phrases to be tossed around lightly, but I don't. This is literally, fundamentally how I feel about myself. I've only just recently even realized that's what I believed as truth about myself (but I'm the fucking #1 Champion Badginator!?), and now I'm just starting to face the fact that I could be wrong about those. If I can just keep that feeling that I'm wrong, I think I'm giving myself a big chance. I'm deciding that I'm a worthwhile person. My whole life I've known one thing and that's that I'm not OK. If I'm wrong about that, I could be wrong about other things too. Hmmmmm. Leave it up to me to learn a lesson in humility when I started out just trying not to feel like a worthless drain on the world. I'll move on -- the emo section of the report has concluded.
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| I just ran 100 miles and boy am I tired! |
I wasn't the only one who achieved great things that day (or the day before) - all the Trail Nerds that came down to run in Rocky successfully finished their race. There are 450 miles in this picture and we're even missing a few! AND we all beat last year's winner of the race - Ian Sharman, who set a North American record with a time of 12h44min DNF'd this year. He had good company - about 160 people DNF'd of the 375 who started. I've heard him interviewed and he seems like a great guy, but in your face Ian!!
I love everyone in this picture (except for the guy in the purple hat - he's just some guy that was there - he could be a puppy-kicker for all I know, although he looks pretty nice). I wasn't kidding about Sophia teaching me how to be a friend. My entire life my side of a conversation is for me to say the things I think I SHOULD be saying. There have been few others that I've been able to have natural, organic conversations with if you will - mine were processed and packaged. I've had to practice being myself and when I am (and even when I'm not), have received nothing but love and compassion and acceptance from her. But wait - there's more - I volunteered at an aid station at Psycho WYCO 50k the next week. The Warrens stayed up until the wee hours of the morning, baking Hot Tamale ('cause they're my favorite) cupcakes for my birthday - you won't believe the shit they had to do to make these cupcakes - covering up the thing grinding down red hots so it wouldn't wake up the kids at way-too-late-thirty in the morning, melting down candy to its tasteless gel center, etc. For Birthday cupcakes for me. And Heather came by just to surprise me with the most awesome belt (you get a buckle for finishing 100 miles) known to man, complete with H. BADGER emblazoned on the back. I know, perfect right? I know I'm dangerously close to being confused with the smelly fat kid who picks their nose, but I've never had friends like that. I was incapable of having any friends like that -- no one would get the chance because trust me, I would fuck it up before it got to that point. And the whole day I spent freezing my ass off with the Warrens and Rick Mayo (I finally know fast Rick Mayo!) and Donnie D who I didn't know before, but who came out of his car singing my praises and ready to lead a fucking parade for me, and Megan M and that Bean guy who I didn't know either. I enjoyed spending my day with all of them. I am aware that I care what people are thinking not because of my ego, but because of my heart. I realize it's weird that it's just now becoming a part of my life, but it is what it is. I say all this because it just adds another layer of significance to running 100 miles -- you people have changed my life in ways I didn't know I even wanted changed.
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| Me and Heather -- Mission Accomplished! |
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| Sophia hug |
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| Just past the finish line -- he hands me my buckle as I hang on for dear life. |
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| Heather hug |
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| Brian hug |
Checkout was noon and we were already late. So I went back to the Lodge of Economy for a quick shower, then off to the backseat of Craig's Honda for the ride back to Austin. I thought I would sleep, but found that if I didn't have my eyes on the road for 30 seconds, I would start to want to hurl again. I bought some fancy $8 steak beef jerky which I ended up eating in bed that night, the only thing I ate the rest of the day besides a couple of chips and guacamole - I could feel my body starving for food but my stomach just wasn't having it yet. I laid out at Craig and Maggie's house that evening under a blanket with a heater on me, sorta not watching the SuperBowl. I didn't want to go to bed...didn't want to be alone. I finally crawled into bed after halftime and that bed felt like a big soft pillow enveloping my body - total luxury. But it didn't last long - it's Sunday night, I'd been awake since 3:30am the day before,and I could not sleep. I tossed and turned - I couldn't stay still for more than a few minutes without it hurting and would have to turn. I was like a slowly turning rotisserie chicken all night long. Everything hurt. But once I got up and moving the next day, it wasn't so bad. Sitting on the plane was uncomfortable and when we had a layover in Dallas and were walking thru the terminal, my knees hurt so bad it brought tears to my eyes. Which brings me to the Post-100 Mile Injury Report: The next few days, the only thing bothering me was my right big toe. My biggest mistake I made was not cutting my toenails before the race. (I try so very hard to be cool, but things like clipping toenails get in my way. Clipping toenails? That's not sexy.). I usually paint my toenails a different color scheme (Jan is black and silver, Feb is red and pink, Mar is green, etc.) every month. May is all the colors of the rainbow because May is gay. My cleverness knows no bounds. Anyway, with all the activity that goes on right before going out of town for your first 100 mile run, I totally forgot my feet. My toenail was getting pushed back the entire time and although it looked fine, it hurt. After a couple of days, when I was running up and down stairs, it would be that toenail that bothered me. It's just about 100% now though. I went for a run on the next Sunday - 3 1/2 miles around the neighborhood. All went well until the end and my right knee started to act up. I'm just going to give it a bit more TLC and see how it goes. Short and sweet injury report. On the flip side, the only other thing to share the podium with Heather is caffeine. When I recollect the last two loops, I remember it in series of jolts. I took a 5 hour energy at Mile 87ish and for the next half hour felt like a lean, mean fighting machine ( just with a body that wasn't exactly on that same page). Of course, just like any other drug that I love, its effectiveness diminished each use. But I think the caffeine buzz may have helped in keeping the dark times short-lived. I never had to slip into the places in my mind where the real dark fuckery resides. Or maybe it just wasn't my day to go there.
I know this is way too long already, but it wouldn't be a race report if I didn't include Brian and Elliot. Brian will probably take one look at this race report and deem it too long to read (trust me, there is nothing here he hasn't heard already, probably a few times), so it's ok to lump the boyfriend and the dog together. I absolutely adore Brian just for being who he is. For a non-runner, Brian puts up with a whole lot of running crap. Not once does he roll his eyes and say - "Baby, let's talk about something else. I don't give a fuck about running". However, if Brian talks for more than 1 1/2 minutes about football, chances are he's gonna get a - "Baby, let's talk about something else. I don't give a fuck about football". We've been together 4 years now - -we're past the point where he's trying to put his hands down my pants in the movies all the time, but I still get a slap on the ass in public, which I secretly love. He has friends that have known him for decades. I notice that friends of his actually make a point of remarking on what a good friend he's been to them. I only wish I could be half as good a person as he is. It's not often I get to spend alot of time with him and being around him 24/7 for a few days in Texas made me realize how much I love being around him. Life is fun when he's around.
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| See ya next year Tejas! |
Last, but certainly not least is my faithful hound dog Elliot. He was by my side through all my training runs with very few exceptions, and if it wasn't for him my training wouldn't be nearly as consistent as it was. When the alarm went off at 4:30am most mornings, he helped me be a champion and get out of bed. I really didn't feel like going out to WYCO and running two loops. It's fucking hard. But I would think of how much fun Elliot seems to have out there, so off we would go. I spent a whole bunch of time running and therefore a whole bunch of time with Elliot - just us. I am quite attached. He's truly a remarkable dog. Nothing gets Elliot down. We have been foster parents to a couple of dogs. One of them was an abused tripod German Shepard named Olivia - she was a sad, frightened, suffering girl when she came to us. Elliot taught her how to be a happy dog. He just spreads joy wherever he goes. He is responsible for teaching me compassion. Many times I know I need to be compassionate, but don't know how to do it. One day I realized -- I treat Elliot with compassion without even thinking of it. So now when I'm able, I just think -- treat them like they're Elliot. It works. See, even my dog is helping me be the best Erica I can be! Well, that's it for my report. I'm not good at ending these things - luckily it's not saying goodbye, only see you later. I can't wait to do the next one!! We'll close with some joy:
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| STOP TYPING AND LET'S GO DO SOMETHING INVOLVING BACON!!! WOOF! |
